BUNGKNEE9
Self-rated best player in Australia.
His teammates have not been consulted.
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SELF-RATED99 OVR SCOUTS WERE
"DEFINITELY
COMING" NEVER
SIGNED
Bung Knee 9 Tee
A$50.00
He'd have gone pro if it weren't for the knee. Scouts were "definitely coming" in 2009. The knee went, the scouts never showed, and he's been telling the story at the pub ever since.
- Bottle green tee, gold print
- BUNG KNEE 9 on the chest, full name and number across the back
- Southern Cross on the sleeve
Pick your size (size up if between. He always does.)
EVERY TEAM'S GOT ONE.
Tag him. You know who he is.
Calls for every ball
Open, marked, triple-marked. Doesn't matter. "YEP YEP YEP."
Blames the pitch
Every miss is the grass, the wind, the boots, or the ref.
The knee
Dodgy since '09. Strapped, iced, ignored the physio. Back next week.
OFFICIAL SCOUT REPORT
Filed by a scout who was "definitely coming" in 2009.
- StrengthsCalling for it. Post-match analysis. Slow-motion replays of his own goals.
- WeaknessesPassing. Tracking back. The knee. Also the other knee.
- VerdictWould've gone pro. Allegedly.
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FAQ
How long does shipping take?
Every tee is printed when you order it. Allow a few days for printing, plus delivery time. You'll get tracking by email.
What size should I get?
If you're between sizes, size up. He always does.
Can I return it?
Everything is made to order, so there are no change-of-mind returns. If something arrives faulty or misprinted, get in touch and we'll replace it or refund you.
Is he actually Australia's best footballer?
According to him.